haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Green mimosas i think yes
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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