i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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