So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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