Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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