Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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