his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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