So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Alive.
So much puke
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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