North Korea, Best Korea!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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