AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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