If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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