i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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