girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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