And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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