WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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