real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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