You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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