God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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