Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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