this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
birth control should be required to get into college
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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