Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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