The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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