i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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