This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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