question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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