i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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