Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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