Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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