fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Rumble strips road head = magical
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
