You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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