I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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