Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Its about making memories worth repressing
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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