Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
