I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
pray to the hookup gods
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
