I think I died a long time ago.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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