I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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