its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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