Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Randomize