Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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