We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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