question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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