i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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