My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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