i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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