she was so not down for the gang bang
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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