I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think i got beer on your cat.
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