So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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