I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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