me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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