I've blown a few things in my day
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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