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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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