I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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