She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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