If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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